Sunday, September 25, 2011

Shadowing a Cop

Recently, I shadowed a police officer. His name will be kept anonymous, this is because all words on the Internet are very explicit. Of course, it has to be on a very inopportune day. The police officer, acted very stately in the beginning, but as time went on he started to complain that he had reached the pinnacle in his career. He was only around 25 and therefore had no where to look but up. I learned some fun facts however, it turned into a discovery for me, he was completely comprised of fun facts. We started to scan license plates and quickly discovered a car with a warranted driver. We quickly pulled the vehicle over and the officer told the driver to get out, thankfully, the warrant holder acceded to the officer. Then, the officer proceeded to suppress the man by putting him into hand cuffs with his deft hands. The man was put into my vehicle and he proceeded to lecture me about how he murdered someone. I quickly found out that the information was false, my solace came from my officer. Ironically, the warranted man was actually running from court over as small infraction of the law. He smelled musty like sour milk. When the day was over, I knew for sure that I would never want to be a cop.

Sunday, September 18, 2011

Government Class

Everyone that has graduated from Gahanna would agree that Government is a negligible class. Most feel that it is a class to perpetuate senior year and give us something to actually work for. Most of the time however, seniors sit in government and muse about life after high school. We can only wait till the end of the semester when we can be exhilarated by the news that we have passed government. The only enjoyable part of government is to argue with the craven adversarys that seem to always have something stupid to say. Generally, the teacher with coerce us back to reading about the constitution, but it generally does not work out for him. We learn about a lot of boring information followed by learning about some of the odd demise of different historical people. We also get to learn about the punitive efforts of political figures for wealth followed bt the redress of their system when they get caught. It is an interesting class.

Sunday, September 11, 2011

The Half Marathon

Walking past the twelve mile mark, I realized the duplicity of this walk. I started to get very cursory with my walking habits and realized I was not being very meticulous about my step sizes. Other walkers were walking past me, excited to be so close to the finish line while I was very tepid about the whole situation. I was very averse to this walk and everyone around me could tell. I had a grimace on my face that actually was not related to the cramp building in my left thigh, but the belligerent walk I was experiencing. It was war; between the clock, the miles, and me. Once I realized that I was in combat, even though it was not deadly, I became impetus. I was a soldier, trying to reach safe soil and I was going to be impervious to the pain I was experiencing by being adroit at walking, swinging my arms as though I was in the fight of my life; punching my opponent. After the the last mile I was done. I had won the war and everyone extolled my effort.

Monday, September 5, 2011

High School Drama

     Some students in high school have the insidious idea to get more attention by using the mistakes of other students. High school students seem to think that the more drama they adulterate now will help them somehow in the future. I am here to not only tell you, but warn you that in the future no one will care about the nonsense you started in high school. Actually, you will gape at the world that next year, that you will be apart of. I warily tell you, knock your crap off. It is going to come back to bite you in the butt. Adults have more to worry about that you augmenting a dramatic situation. If you bring it to your boss or someone in you're work setting, you will lose your job and not have a very opulent workspace or even home. Another intimation, you will lose friends over this nonsense. People have better things to do than sit here and listen to your drama and how hard your life is. Everyone has been through something before, its not just you that have lived through something major. To reiterate, you will lose friends. Be tentative, take action. Don't start drama and see how your life is a few weeks later. This subject is very stolid. I warily say, once again stop the nonsense; stop the drama.