Sunday, November 13, 2011

The Dentist

Walking into the office, I should not feel antipathy towards the person that is trying to keep my mouth healthy. The dentist came in exuberant, ready to get started. I feel okay. Then I remember implacable flossing that they do to me. I am terrified. I hear the stentorian of the drill that they will put into my mouth to place a filling in. I hate them all. It may be an "infinitesimal" moment in my life but it sure does not feel like it now. They tell me I need to use this as an asset. I do not see it as such. They must sedate me now. I have to imbibe some nasty medication that tastes like a mixture of bubble gum and death. This could be the end of me, in ultimatum, blame the evil dentist. Know I died too early.

Sunday, October 16, 2011

Join Facebook!

Come party, hardy
Be here
Is Justin Beiber on?
Yep!
He's Buzzin' Like a bumble bee

Come visit!
even without a solid 10 minutes
it misses you
yeah..
why not?

Everyone loves it
people will smash (?)
when can you chill?
listen...come on!

Facebook is good
Come on!
Its a great time
Like a random dance party
So...come party hardy.

*from comments and posts from facebook.

Sunday, October 9, 2011

The Test

The ACT, one of the biggest tests of every teenagers lives. This is the test that will protrude on our college applications. If you succeded at the test, it is a potent force for college admissions. Exeplary students get scores of 30 or above. The superficial students usually get around 21 to 28. The goal of every student that takes this test is to at least fathom the test materials and to stay placid through the stark test.  Some students that has taken this test allude to their previous scores. The students always question peoples integrity when they say this information. The absolute worst thing that anyone could do is plagerize. This will give you an atomatic zero and a lot of problems. All in all the ACT is stressful.

Sunday, October 2, 2011

The Jerk

Sophomore year, I was "in love." Looking back however, I see it completely different. My suitor was held in high esteem by everyone. This was until I ascertained the scandal. He thought he was being scrupulous about his deceit skulking late in the night to meet up with his mistress. The funny thing however was his uncanny ability to turn bright red with each lie. He did not ever realize that his mistress and I were affiliated, neither did he realize that I was cogent to get rid of a cheater as soon as I saw one. I would completely expunge them from my life. When I finally told him that the deception was not venial, he tried to act very nonchalant and laugh. But later he dispersed from the school grounds, undoubtedly to go and skulk at home.

Sunday, September 25, 2011

Shadowing a Cop

Recently, I shadowed a police officer. His name will be kept anonymous, this is because all words on the Internet are very explicit. Of course, it has to be on a very inopportune day. The police officer, acted very stately in the beginning, but as time went on he started to complain that he had reached the pinnacle in his career. He was only around 25 and therefore had no where to look but up. I learned some fun facts however, it turned into a discovery for me, he was completely comprised of fun facts. We started to scan license plates and quickly discovered a car with a warranted driver. We quickly pulled the vehicle over and the officer told the driver to get out, thankfully, the warrant holder acceded to the officer. Then, the officer proceeded to suppress the man by putting him into hand cuffs with his deft hands. The man was put into my vehicle and he proceeded to lecture me about how he murdered someone. I quickly found out that the information was false, my solace came from my officer. Ironically, the warranted man was actually running from court over as small infraction of the law. He smelled musty like sour milk. When the day was over, I knew for sure that I would never want to be a cop.